Entry 1 sense Webster, 1913 crocked · IPA /ˈkɹɒkt/ 01 adj. drunk, inebriated. Opposite of sober. 1. drunk, inebriated. Opposite of sober.[slang] Syn. blotto, fuddled, loaded, pissed, pixilated, plastered, potty, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soused, sozzled, squiffy, stiff, tiddly, tiddley, tight, tipsy, wet.